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So a friend just texted me about five minutes ago with random numbers...
Him: 254 96 354
Me: ?
Him: What
Me: What was that?
Him: The numbers? Idk. My phone sent it to everyone. I dropped it so its been acting weird
Me: Hahahaha its prolly some secret code the government sent and it got lost when you dropped your phone and it sent it to a bunch of people.
Him: Yea. Probably. I bet federal agents will bust in on me and scott any min. now. Haha
Me: either that or your phone is a transformer.
Him: I bet it is actually. It looks like iron man after all.
Me: Haha! It's a transformer! I want your phone!
Him: So yeah. If you get any more odd number texts or something about an all spark just ignore them.
Me: Haha ok.
Him: Haha I bet its a decepticon though.
Me: Uh oh.
Him: Why uh oh? It could be fine. Maybe.
Me: Decepticons are bad, but hey, maybe you can join forces with your phone and it will transform into a car instead.
Him: I want my phone to be a new camaro! Haha. I hope you're right.
Me: Hahahahahaha
Him: Wouldn't that be sick? If your suburban turned into some beast of a car, it would be sick.
Me: OMG YES! Haha, I would love him more than ever... I deffinitely wouldn't need mace anymore.
Him: Who's mace?
Me: Mine
Him: Ok why mace?
Me: Cause I don't have a gun or a transformer... yet.
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hahaha... that's amazing...








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Reader, suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
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Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Both by Mark Twain
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--
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Both by Mark Twain
--
R.I.P. J.T., Laura, and John. <3 Love you all. <3
--
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Both by Mark Twain
--
Wrinkles should merely indicate where the smiles have been.
Reader, suppose you were an idiot; and suppose you were a member of Congress; but I repeat myself.
Both by Mark Twain
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